Ok this one is unedited! The library I'm at is about to close so I'm posting it au naturelle. Get ready for some caving partying good times at Patarau!
The road turned from pavement to dirt at its Northern zenith
in the Golden Bay. I was now driving south on the west coast of the South
Island. The destination was Patarau Family trip of the Nelson Speleological
Group. I was told that a bunch of cavers from all over New Zealand would be
there to cave, kayak, waterslide, and have a general good time. Driving down
the dirt road the rain forest turned to paddock land. Holes started to become
visible in the sides of hills. Large limestone rocks were scattered about the
country side like huge scoops of ice cream that had fallen off their cones.
This was undoubtedly cave country.
I pulled into the paddock and parked the Oddity next to
Leo’s urban assault. Leo is a caver from Nelson who has retired from his
contracting business and has been outfitting a camper to go to Australia. This
camper is a utilitarian beast of a Nissan.
Getting out I saw that a truly enormous camp was going in
next to me. Leo was in the process of setting up his hot tub and the rest of
the family was setting up tents. Little comments were going from person about
how they were setting up tents improperly and the usual ribbing of a family
that is truly happy to be in each other’s company. This was the Patarau Family
Trip. Pretty soon people from the NSG, CCG, MSG, and west coast started showing
up. Kids were running around playing and Leo was looking at a hill with a gleam
in his eye. This hill would be transformed into a waterslide. A bunch of us
took an old plastic NZ rugby sign and laid it out on the hill. After staking it
down we proclaimed the job done. I then helped Leo and his people fix and fill
the hot tub.
I was a bit winded after all the work so I sat down. No
sooner did I do this than I felt a cool sensation slide down my neck. A Tui
beer landed in my left hand and a smiling Leo walked by me to the next chair.
Not a bad way to start the trip.
Soon friends like Kevin and Jane showed up and tents started
going up. Jane has me in gentleman training for the benefit of Ellen upon my
return. She made this all too clear when she got there and said “woman carrying
heavy fruit over there.” I was obviously supposed to take the hint and help
carry the fruit. This sort of ribbing was starting to work and I went around
helping people put up tents and move kayaks.
Dinner the first night found me cooking some mac and cheese
over a small cook stove. From across the paddock I heard the voice of Kevin
yelling “Dan!” I walked over to be greeted by a grinning Kevin with some
fajitas. After scarfing that down I helped Kevin with the dishes.
After a long day of driving I went to the Oddity and
promptly passed out. The next morning I woke up and went to find Jane. A rule
of thumb is that if caving is what you want to achieve, find Jane. I did this
was rewarded with a trip going out to a couple of caves within walking
distance, Tunnel cave and Little cave. Tunnel cave was much like a big straight
tunnel though a mountain. Little cave was a highly decorated cave that was much
longer than Tunnel. Sam and Bridge, a couple of newish but highly skilled
Nelson Cavers came along with one CCG member (Name escapes me, Andria?). The trip was great and had lots of fun
squeezes and very pretty entrances.
We walked back to the camp to find that the water slide was
in full swing. I saw Leo coming down surrounded by a bunch of laughing
children. Immediately Jane said oh I want to try that and we went running up
the hill. Adults and children alike were partying on the waterslide and those
who weren’t doing were having a very good time watching. Again Kevin called me
over to have dinner with him and the kids, chicken tikimasala.
I found a guy named Tom from the North Island who was keen
on Geo Caching. I had a geo coin that needed a home from home so I went with
him. We walked out to the lake and found the geo cache. Enter the MSG.
The next day I woke up and started walking around and saying
good morning to everyone. Much to my surprise there was a North Carolinian! We
talked about home for sometime and I moved on to find Tom and the MSG again.
I found them and we got to talking about caving. They
invited me on their trip for the day. It was a cave called Crieghton’s up near
the Patarau River. This was a “dry” cave, which in NZ means you don’t HAVE to
swim. The cast of characters going through the cave reminded me of home. There
was a new caver, Caroline. She was competent but needed help with certain
things. A guy named Collin had the map and was made game of as is customary of
a path finder. Jean (I think) had a Petzel ayrian carbide lamp. It was a really
good lamp and I’m seriously considering buying one now. Paul and Tom were going
on in a witty hilarious banter. Ivan was the strong silent type that didn’t
talk unless he had something to say; nevertheless he was quite humorous.
Adding myself to this band was a really fun plan. It
reminded me of caving with VPI with the ribbing and humorous conversation. We
were leaving the cave and everyone else was buffoon sumped at a climb. I
realized I needed a bath so I went under which involved a horrible duck under
in a stream. Coming out of the water on the other side I felt much cleaner and
got the satisfaction of surprising Collin. I didn’t realize it but this won me
some street credit around camp later.
After coming back Collin was approached by his wife who told
us to go get mussels from the beach. We had a couple of dark beers and went to
the beach. As the tide went out on the limestone rocks, a huge colony of
blue-lipped mussels was revealed. We took a bunch of the biggest ones and
jumped around on the rocks looking at cool fish and formations.
On our return Kevin had a steak waiting for me. I had a good
time talking with him and the kids about their day. As we were eating a
procession went up the hill from Leo’s campsite. Leo and a bunch of kids were
taking cardboard cutouts up the hill. This was the sunset brigade. The cutouts
made silhouettes against the sunset. They were things like kangaroos and the
Sydney Opera House. Leo was getting ready to go to “Oz” so he was doing this
for the last time for a long while. Over the years Leo and the kids have done
such scenes as the Mad Hatter’s Table and the evolution of man (ending with the
caver) against the sunset. He came down with a tear in his eye as the kids
played around the silhouettes.
The next day I went with the MSG cavers again. The cave of
the day was Prouses cave. The map we were given was defective and we ended up
going up the hill and entire wrong valley. This being Patarau we actually
discovered a very old and pretty cave that had not been discovered. We didn’t
bother doing too much there and went back down the hill to Prouses.
Collin and Jean found the lower entrance followed by Ivan,
Tom and me. In the words of Alex Booker, Tom and I had a lot of quit in us.
When we got to the cave this was replaced with zeal for caving as we went
through this wet but cool cave. As we were walking up the borehole Ivan kept
saying “Collin! The cave is bidirectional.” The rest of us found this really
funny. When we got to the upper entrance it was raining so we went back in the
cave. We went down the cave and found a huge ceiling passage. We all split up
to get through the breakdown. Every caver being experienced, we got up through
it using separate routes. We knocked around up there for a while looking at
glowworms.
After a while we decided it was time to go home and left.
The sea was getting up as we went back to the car and salt was blowing over
everything. When we got back I went to eat with Kevin yet again.
All this time I though I had been taking and giving nothing
back. I was thinking what I could give all these people that had shown me such
kindness. I realized I had something awesome to give! I whipped out my sax and
walked to the fire. All the kids came over and were requesting a bunch of songs
ranging from “You Are My Sunshine”, which is Grandma Patsy’s favorite song, to
Adele songs.
Then Moira came over. She is an older caver from
Christchurch and she told me how she had been to Luray caverns and how she had
loved the Valley so much when she was there. She wanted to know if I could play
“Shenandoah.” I played it with variations for about five minutes. She really
seemed pleased with me after that. All the kids were sitting around requesting
songs for about an hour and a half.
Then Deb, wife of Oz the president of the NZSS, said we
might have to be on alert for a rescue. Uh-oh. We got all ready to go up to
Bulmer cave where some cavers had gone through a hole that had sumped out. I
was very impressed with the way the NZSS cavers handled the situation. The
organization was really something.
The next morning the farmer came down from his house to tell
us that they got out on their own. This was also the last day of Patarau. I
packed up and offered to have Tom ride out to Collingwood. We geo cached our
way out to the farewell spit where the MSG cavers and I went for a nice walk on
the beach.
Leo’s last Patarau was an experience I’ll not soon forget.
Kids running around, awesome scenery and caves galore was the order of the day.
Now I’ve got itchy feet and I hear there’s a job on the North Island for me. I
wonder if the Oddity floats?